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Awesome Flash

I've never replaced my phone. It's not that I have any special attachment to it, I just find the new phones rediculously overpriced. $400 for a phone because it has a touch screen, holds music, and plays angry birds? No.

I would've loved for, at the end, it to say...

"Sorry, but your girlfriend is in another castle."

Overused? Nah, I don't think so. :P

Holy...what did I...this was so...

FREAKIN' GOOD!!!!! The animation was beyond top-notch, the voices were professional and engaging, and the way the characters were written...holy **** that was sublime. XD
This is as epic as it gets, man. :D

If I had a dollar...

for every time I bought a flippy pig...

...then maybe I wouldn't be so broke. :|

This was too perfect.

You described it all with perfect analogies; the removal of pieces, the adding of "edge pieces", all of it was conveyed in the most perfect manner possible. Hell-mother-effin'-yes, brah.
The animation was pretty sweet, too. :3

Best rap I've ever heard.

Fo realz. Awesome flash. :D

That's awesome.

The only problem is the centering. I watched it on Youtube, so I know how it's supposed to look, but here I can only see Facebook and a piece of Google+. It's also shifted a little too far up.
Lol @ rick-rolling youtube and teh bohner 4 newgrounds. LOL

Y'know...it's not awful.

I like it. The biggest complaint I have is how low-quality the background is. The image is was too big and low-res and you can clearly see where you repeat the image. Two suggestions I have are:
1. draw your own background, it'd probably look a lot better.
2. maybe zoom out just a little. The screen feels a little cramped. Oh and have a more dynamic camera. It adds greater effect to shift (not shake) the camera a little when someone is hit and maybe follow them a little.

Lol.

A walking animation would've done wonders for this. Also, when she walked across the top floor of the mansion, she should've been behind the railings. MS Paint is your friend in this situation. Changin facial expressions, even if it's just a one frame difference, could convey greater comedy and up the quality quite a bit. It's cute, though, and you did a really good job with the sound.

I wonder...

if axman13 is languishing somewhere in embarassment, cursing him stopid brane. Am I a doosh if I hope he is?
In any case, hilarious flash. 10/10

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